Funny Glossary of Branding Terms

Funny Glossary of Branding Terms

Some examples:

Brandpa
A grand old brand.
i.e., Royal Mail, Jim Beam, that Jesus Fish thing

Brandicapped
A brand that has the courage to soldier on for decades despite its crippling issues.
Relevant cases: MySpace, America Online

Amperbrand
Any brand that conjoins with one or more additional brands without any effort to clarify or minimize its name.
As with PriceWaterhouseCoopersDraperPrice

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